Fashion of the Future!

What we will be (or should have been) wearing by the year 2000! Fascinating predictions, most of which I can completely get behind:

-Outfits with zip off sleeves and skirts? Sure!
-Saran wrap bridal veil? Why not?
-Flash light attached to your head? Who isn't doing that these days?
-Women actually wearing pants? Well who would have thought?

Unacceptable, however, is future man with his devilish facial hair...)